can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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