He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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