I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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