Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
You're like the curious george of whores
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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