some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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