Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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