I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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