What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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