Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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