Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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