You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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