Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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