HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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