doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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