She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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