yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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