I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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