i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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