please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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