Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Randomize
