I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Less talking, more tequila
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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