Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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