Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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