i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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