I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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