They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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