at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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