I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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