He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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