hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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