ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
love makes seman taste better
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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