You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
i was born a porn star she said
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
please don't ironically join a cult
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