I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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