have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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