We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Your cock deserves a montage
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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