oh god the rape fog is back!
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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