it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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