Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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