He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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