Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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