Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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