return my video game
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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