We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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