quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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