At least make sure they are 18
Why
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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