were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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