so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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