i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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