Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
