It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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