He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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