when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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