Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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